Sounds Like You're The Problem Shower Steamer Three Pack

Bless your heart for trying to blame the universe. 
I’m not saying it’s definitely you, I’m just saying it’s definitely not anyone else.

Wild Side: everyday self-care with a pinch of dark humor. Recharge your soul and reset your mood with a selection of three Wild Emery shower steamers. 
For best results, place your shower steamer on your shower shelf, on a ledge or in a dish where water can lightly spray and activate it to release the aroma of its essential oils into the air. Reposition as needed for best results.