Bath Salts - Leave Me the F**k Alone

Everyone’s too loud, too needy and way too close to your aura. One more “quick chat?” and you’re moving to a cave.

Until then, there’s this salty escape. Tip it in the tub, slide under, and let the water scream “NOT TODAY, ASSHOLES” on your behalf. 

Grapefruit perks you up, geranium smooths out the chaos and cedarwood tells your cortisol to sit the f*ck down. 

Lock the world out, disappear into the steam and let your brain buffer in peace. If anyone knocks, ugly cry until they back away slowly.